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I don’t know why people got queries even when reading people’s blog. I think it’s no longer just coming into this page and read huh? Must allow some rights and limitations to be tied to you before you’re happy. Since you’ve clicked on the link, I won’t let you click back without wasting some time. Read on…

1. If you reached this page, rules that doesn’t apply to others applies to you. Because you click on this link.
-Spend a few minutes clicking on Flickr badge
-Read my latest entry.
-Look at the title of the recent posts and read any of them which caught your attention.
-Visit other links under ‘Links’.

You are supposed to do all the above in no specific order.

2. Why should I step into this website/ blog?
- Well, since you’re here, I believe it must be boredom or something else that brought you here. The reason you’re here is to find out who’s more idiotic, you? or Me?

3. Why is there a phrase or something saying ‘Matrix Xunity’?
- That’s my mark as a Matrix Warrior. The only belief I have is myself for only I can answer my own doubts. *unlike people who come here to find answers to questions which they did not ask and get suaned.*

4. Can I use the photos/ images from here?
- The answer is yes. I’ve got no bandwidth limit. You are free to link anything back to my page. I expect no credits. Cause I’m too great.

5. How horny are you? Rate from 1-10.
- Eh…F*** lah. *ok…I just rated myself*

6. Why a category for Dollfies?
- It’s the most beautiful things on Earth. Only recently I know a friend who owns one, just recently too (2007).

7. Which blog do I recommend people out there to read?
- Wah. This question quite blogist leh. Haha…wth is that word? Eh…I would encourage people to read the following people’s blog.

Hui Wen, Sherwin, Benjamin

8. Do you have a girlfriend?
- Why did I, myself post this kind of questions here? The answer is no. Not as of now.

10. Why does your blogging style differs so much within the many entries you’ve typed?
- Why did I post topics which should not belong here? My blogging style is inspired by the activities that happened in that day or time or event. Trying my best to convey the exact same feelings and meanings at that point in time.

11. Do you earn money from this website?
- Here’s the ultimate secrets which only my parents ask. I actually have already made $1500 from the visitors coming to my website and does nothing, not even read. That $1500 is given on a monthly basis just from the numbers of visitors coming to my website. *Tok cock one*

12. Why your blog so boring?
- You’ve got me with this question. Then why are you reading till here? Stop here lah. Close this window now. If not…just keep reading and stop thinking so much. Be glad there’s something to read.

13. Why is there no question posted under number 13
- Did I just contradicted myself? Anyway, it’s done so as to increase the number of questions by 1 and make this page longer.

14. How many children do you intend to have? Why?
- Hmm…I would want to have 1 son and 2 daughters. Cause I want my son to be the ultimate playboy genius. I mean someone to carry on my family name. And why two daughters? I know it’s hard on my wallet but having girls in the family might just mean more fun.

15. What type of girlfriend do you…desire?
- Okok…I’m going to stop posting this question ok? Eh…preferably long hair, glasses or not doesn’t matter, soft-spoken, cute, pretty, hot, sexy, beautiful, the smarter the better – help me control financial output, preferably shorter than me but I doubt anyone will be shorter than me in 5 days. I’m like listing some perfect being here. Haha…

16. How tall are you?
- Very short. Ever heard of the index finger and thumb logic? Make them into a ‘L’ shape. You’ll understand. And tilt it into a ‘gun’ position.

17. What are your ambition/s?
- I’m quite proud to tell let you know this. TO MAKE LOTS OF BABIES! The real part is here. I’m going to simplify human lives so much by using smart programming which I will have total knowledge of it after graduation from NYP. Anything with a processor will be thinking, solving and adapting.

18. Why am I reading till here?
- Cause you can’t stop yourself. Let’s continue.

19. How do you like to dress in?
- I thought of cross dressing before, I believe it will be so cool and fun. Haha…imagine a cross dressed guy looking better than many girls. I like to wear t-shirt, short pants and slippers no matter where I go. From Orchard Road to Concerts. But I’ve learnt to wear the appropriate thing for events lah. I got give face one. I actually don’t like to wear underwear one. Cause it’s quite difficult for it to breathe, then might have complications if tortured for too long. But if I don’t wear, it will be too obvious if I … yea … . So, wear loh. Underwear materials has suddenly become important.

20. Am I fine with my girlfriend wearing little = exposing much?
- I would leave it to my girlfriend to decide. If she dress up nicely and manage to make other guys horny then I lucky loh. If it’s me how make other girls horny then she lucky loh.

21. Do I have pet/s at home?
- Got…the little stuffed toy dog who sleeps with my every night loh. She always tries to escape by jumping off the bed and slowly making it’s way to the door *I accidentally sent it to hell sometimes. Then recently she go chew up my blooster, then I got nothing to hug when I am sleeping. *Issue solved*

22. How long will the FAQ section last?
- As long as I have inspiration, I will not stop. Just read on. Have a break, go to the toilet and pee, remember FAQ no. 22.

23. Do you watch movies often?
- Unless I am invited to go, I will not go watch movies alone. And to date there is not many shows which catches my attention.

24. Having so many laptops, cameras and things to do, are you rich?
- I’m not rich at all, but my family has very good money handling skills and knowledge. That’s how I’m able to be provided with so many stuffs.

25. Do you know a lot of people hate you?
- Of course I know. But there’s little I can do if they don’t give me a chance. There’s nothing much I can do other than keeping out of their way.

26. Do you know if anyone likes you?
- I don’t know about this. Maybe someone else should answer this question.

27. What do you like to eat other than Oreos?
- I like all Singapore food lah, and I don’t take spice now le. Cause my stomach cannot take it. I love only the fruits bananas, pear, water melon and lychee.

28. If you were given a chance to die, would you?
- If I had that chance, I would. Dying is so mysterious that many are afraid of it. Instead, I would like to die to know what’s really so scary about it. Life on earth has been great, there’s nothing much I have yet to try. So I have no regrets dying just about…NOW!

29. If you were given a chance to restart your whole life, would you?
- I definitely wouldn’t want to. I’ve made so many mistakes that I hope I can undo. But unless I have the present maturity and knowledge when I restart, it would not make any difference if I am still as naive as at that time.

30. If you could be one person in history or whoever, who would you like to be?
- Either myself, God or I should never have existed.

31. Still not stopping yet?
- I think no. 31 looks good. So I shall end the FAQ section here. Make sure you finish what you’re supposed to do in FAQ No. 1.